I just want the house to myself for once. James is always home and I want my private time.
fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
roaminromans: how to play a racing game HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY GO FAST NEVER USE BRAKES
Why u gotta unfollow me ex girlfriend? I’m funny as fuck
A nigga needs to get his dick wet
vomitkisses: hit me up when you’re done fucking around
I looked in the fridge and verbally shouted “WOAH!” because there was food. Mom was mad.
I just want to bang you homie let me inside of your privatized mind girl jeez
Talking to my coach before a 2k
lumos5000: theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes someone found a real life plot hole
cyniques: occupy the umw tag
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
After a rough practice
ONE OF THE PITFALLS OF GOING TO A SMALL COLLEGE
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx: Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber: He said rape happens for a reason. When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him. When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”. He’s a spoiled little brat. Not legit reasons to hate...