May 2013
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I just want the house to myself for once. James is always home and I want my private time.
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
roaminromans:
how to play a racing game
HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
GO FAST
NEVER USE BRAKES
Why u gotta unfollow me ex girlfriend? I’m funny as fuck
A nigga needs to get his dick wet
vomitkisses:
hit me up when you’re done fucking around
I looked in the fridge and verbally shouted “WOAH!” because there was food. Mom was mad.
I just want to bang you homie let me inside of your privatized mind girl jeez
Talking to my coach before a 2k
diaryofanovicerower:
lumos5000:
theshirelock:
if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
someone found a real life plot hole
cyniques:
occupy the umw tag
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
After a rough practice
powertothebow:
ONE OF THE PITFALLS OF GOING TO A SMALL COLLEGE
howdoiputthisgently:
April 2013
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:
Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
He said rape happens for a reason.
When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate...
